dumbass hw5 is due in 20 min and u still haven’t submitted. miss it and ur homework average goes 90 → 77.
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dumbass. hw5. 20 min.
click the evidence · poke Iris
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Deadline foundCanvas · 09:10:02
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Consequence calculatedGradebook · −13%
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You got one useful textMessages · delivered
live deadline rescueMATH 183 · MON 9:10 AM
TIME TO ZERO20:18and counting
One missing upload.Thirteen homework points are standing behind it.
IRIS CAUGHT SOMETHING YOU CAN STILL FIX
There’s a small window between “oh shit” and “too late.”
IF IGNORED90 → 77%
WORK LEFT2 questions
9:10:02deadline detected
nowyou are here
9:28safe submission
9:30grade drop
One brain for the mess you already use.more integrations coming soon
Canvas synced
Gmail synced
Calendar synced
Gradescope synced
more soon
Iris Vision™ · what the notification leaves out
Canvas says “due at 9:30.”
Iris tells you what happens if you miss it.
The normal alert gives you one deadline. Iris combines the empty submission, the grade impact, and the time you have left—then tells you whether to panic.
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01 · what Canvas shows9:10 AM
One harmless-looking deadline.
Canvas · MATH 183HW5 due at 9:30 AM
“20 minutes is basically forever”
02 · what Iris checks38ms
The grade drop hiding behind it.
emptysubmission+90→77hw average+18 minwork left
saveable + high impact = interrupt immediately
03 · what you getdelivered 9:10
One text that actually helps.
dumbass. hw5. 20 min. open canvas.
The task, deadline, consequence, and next move—in one useful interruption.
buried under twelve other notifications
sent by professor at 8:47 AM
somehow this is your problem
the group chat is also cooked
six apps.
zero context.
good luck lol.
zero context.
good luck lol.
THE ACTUAL PROBLEM
You’re not bad at college. College is bad at talking to itself.
The deadline lives in Canvas. The room change lives in Gmail. The conflict lives in Calendar. The grade impact lives somewhere you’ll check after it’s too late.
01Everything important is in a different appfragmented
02Every app thinks its notification is urgentnoisy
03You find out the consequence after the deadlinepain
Iris connects the dots before you have to.
One useful text. With the consequence. At the moment you can still fix it.
01 / texts u like a person
Because “deadline approaching” is useless.
Iris talks like the friend who knows your schedule, knows your grades, and is comfortable calling you a dumbass when required.
iMessage
FRIENDpick how Iris talks to u
Cares about you.
Will call you out.
Direct enough to work, funny enough that you won’t mute her.
dumbass hw5 is due in 20 min and u haven’t submitted. ur grade goes 90 → 77. open canvas.
Iris learns your line. Unhinged about homework. Completely serious about financial aid.
02 / four apps finally agree
One question in.
One decision out.
The context comes from everywhere.
You don’t have to.
I ASK IRIS4 sources answering together
borrow a bad decision
ask something more chaotic… ↑
click a question · watch the evidence change
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you askedwhat should i focus on rn?
⌘ ↵CanvasGradebookCalendarWork history
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Iris · decision ready in 38mshw5. it’s due first, worth the most, and ur two questions away. everything else can chill for 20 min.
due 9:3090 → 77 if missed18 min of work
IRIS SAYSDo this before anything else.
deadlineHW5 · 20 min
impact−13 points
decisiondo it now
Iris rebuilt the next hour
Finish questions 7–818 min
Submit + screenshot receipt2 min
Everything else may resumesafe
03 / receipts for the “dumbass”
See exactly why Iris interrupted you.
Not “AI magic.” A deadline, an empty submission, a real grade consequence, and just enough time to fix it. Click the evidence trail.
early access / ur gpa asked nicely
Get your shit together.
Lovingly.
Iris handles the chaos, texts you the truth, and occasionally calls you out. College is still hard. At least you won’t be doing it alone.